It’s funny to me that it takes a 1.3 GHz quad-core processor plus 1 GB of RAM to (badly) emulate a console with a 94 MHz CPU, 63 MHz GPU and 4.5 MB of RAM.

Final Fantasy VII-2(b)

Square Enix being wacky is not a new phenomenon. This was me after ten seconds of Kingdom Hearts:

Let’s all take a brief moment and truly appreciate how ludicrous it is to name something “Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2.”

1440p/120fps is better than 4K/60fps.

Maybe EA having no competition is the problem.

You’re defending calling human beings “Redskins.” The problem here is you.

Considering the decades of recruiters lying on high school campuses, advertising during sporting events, sponsoring racing teams and supporting the production of pro-military movies...is it REALLY upping the ante?

Uh-oh, I guess you should expect a "stick to video games" memo any minute now.

As I remember how Madden 2006 at Xbox 360's launch was a horrifically embarrassing shell of a game...I’m fine with this.

The name of the team is a goddamned racial slur and it always has been. One year from now no one will give a shit about this.

He’s a badass tough guy who tweets grievances 20 hours a day and hides in a bunker.

We should ban TikTok. The K-pop stans (who are doing God's work) can find other channels to troll King Asshole.

Behold my vast field of shits to give, it is barren.

A helpful exercise if you ever encounter a (likely white) person upset about changing this team’s name:

The Xbox Series S (or whatever their lower cost option will be called) is going to play all Xbox games and will likely be only $200. It will be slightly more powerful than the current Xbox One X.

The Xbox Series S (or whatever their lower cost option will be called) is going to play all Xbox games and will…

I will buy one, but not in white. Sony should do some market research on how that will impact launch, because I doubt I’m alone.

I will buy one, but not in white. Sony should do some market research on how that will impact launch, because I…

Meh, I noticed a shift from master/slave to parent/child and other alternatives a few years ago. “Blacklist” is indeed much more recent.

Literally everyone else built more interesting shit with Kinect than Xbox game developers. Which is funny.

Other than recording video in a public restroom and beating his wife, he just has no idea why they’d ban him.