Be sure to check on your Android buddies. There’s a good chance they’re fighting off aneurysms given that they’ve had these features for a good long time now

You misspelled Revenge.

Revenge was better than Paradise in every way. I don't understand why all the nostalgia and remakes are for the latter.

A last-gen game on last-gen hardware at a current-gen price.

The audience there at the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma, was also a fraction of the campaign’s expected turnout thanks to an ingenious, covert campaign by TikTok teens and K-pop stans.

This is the most fascinating example of “wow, they never learn” I've seen lately.

I’d swap Leia’s and Luke’s roles in ROTS completely. Leia as a CG deepfake Force Ghost and Luke as clinging to life and dying. Then after the final confrontation (which does not involve Palpatine, by the way), we see both Luke and Leia as de-aged Force Ghosts.

My kids each have Fire tablets just because they are the “kids edition” that comes with the FreeTime content access subscription. They really are garbage.

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Imagine being a right-wing activist.

There’s a lot to not like, which is where the edits would come in. I’d say it’s 7/10 in its current state, and could easily be a 9 or 10 with these changes:

The Last Jedi is a good movie, and a few minor edits away from being the best Star Wars movie overall. It contained more interesting ideas than Episodes 1-3, 7 and 9 combined.

Microsoft’s crown for “stupidly largest controller and console.”

Keep running stories about billionaires and their sex lives, it seems to really be working for you guys.

Nintendo Switch: Make Old Games Expensive Again

Nintendo Switch: Make Old Games Expensive Again

Breath and urine tests are really awful for detecting ketosis. Blood test for combined glucose/ketone is the best way to go.

The Last of USSR

Xbox downloads are greased lightning compared to PS4's slow download followed by even longer installation.

To the surefire chagrin of some players, one thing will remain unchanged: This controller will rely on AA batteries for power.