Considering that COVID-19 patients typically only have a fever for 10% of the time they are contagious...yay for the illusion of safety?

Agreed. I love being a flying, mechanized wizard firing guns, shooting out lightning, and calling down massive firestorms. The whole priming enemies then finishing them off (can’t remember the word they used) with my secondary ability was sick as well.

Oh, there are still people who use Facebook. Interesting.

It’s cute how we are pretending that Epic aren’t gigantic whores who got a fat check from Sony.

There are 100 times more drive-thru/curbside gun stores operating in the U.S. right now than COVID-19 testing centers.

This is good news, but it is important to be realistic about the fact that natural gas fracking has contributed far more to the death of coal than renewables and environmental regulation. Coal just isn’t profitable anymore.

Tell me more about your pro-terrorism and pro-pedophilia views. Do you have a newsletter?

I like to think of these movies as “Fast and Furious Except not Stupid.”

This seems to come up every few months, but I feel obligated to keep providing this clarification.

As far as its mechanics as a shooter (fluidity of movement, heft to weapons, sound design) I still think it’s the best in the business. And the compulsive grind is extremely irritating.

I loves me some Destiny 2, but this current season has been pure ass. Really embarrassing stuff. The grind, the pointless bunkers, the dumb “throw balls at another ball OH YOU FAILED” new public event...all of it sucks.

Yay.

It’s insane how addictive Advance Wars was.

Be aware that with the PC version of Doom Eternal currently on sale at Amazon, you have to wait for them to physically ship you a download code (printed on a fake cardboard disc in a DVD case, WTF) that can only be redeemed on the Bethesda launcher.

Be aware that with the PC version of Doom Eternal currently on sale at Amazon, you have to wait for them to…

Maybe it's in the same universe? Latifah is a former associate of Denzel?

I say this with 100% seriousness and no hyperbole. My three-year-old daughter is more emotionally mature than Donald Trump.

Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are goddamn Bond villains and I don’t understand why more people don’t see it.

While UBIs are usually associated with the magical thinking that we’ll at some point reach a fully-automated post-work economy

My weird take: Chicken McNuggets taste great as their own thing but suck as “chicken.”

Fortnite is a thing that exists.