I know a crazy nastyass honey badger when I see one.

Cool, I wonder if this one is going to boil my CPU like Odyssey does.

Maybe we shouldn’t have billionaires.

Why?

Why?

Under strict regulation by a sane Department of Energy I’d say that more nuclear is a good thing. But I can’t count on the Trump administration to not screw up a cup of coffee, so no thanks.

New Zealand:

Would be more realistic if they were preparing for a 20-year depression that eliminates the United States' status as an influential superpower forever.

What is "Facebook"?

Can we call them terrorists yet? How about now?

Yep. Putin doesn't give a shit about any political philosophy, he just wants to plunge NATO into chaos. He chooses the useful idiots that are easiest to manipulate.

We are younger, smarter, healthier and there are more of us.

Can we call them terrorists yet?

Why in the name of Christ did they give this idiot 25 minutes of prime time?

DON’T READ TO ME

Look at that photo of people touching things, how weird.

I find it hard to believe that the US has gone from zero to 818,000 cases in three months because people are swapping spit. It’s gotta be airborne.

It’s cute how we are acting like abysmal demand for oil is a bad thing.

It was an Atari VCS/2600, just rebranded.

But on the other hand, it's dumb so who cares?