I don't get it, people under the age of 30 actually support Mario games.

lol "free."

Yes, because Taika Waititi has left nothing but a smoldering heap of destroyed actors’ careers in his wake thus far.

Kim Pendleton, your only job as a high school principal is for no one to know who you are, Kim Pendleton. Kim Pendleton, you failed in your one job, Kim Pendleton.

I mean, he wasn’t even kinda-sorta racist. He was “I like gang warfare because brown people kill each other” racist. The real deal.

By the way, Cooper made some very important innovations in handgun combat and safety but he was a galactic-scale racist piece of shit.

Thank you. Apparently a few people here need new batteries for their sarcasm detectors.

Well, he got Rule #1 right at least.

You misspelled "goddamned idiot."

This video was literally 16 minutes of this guy holding up old videotapes and 30 seconds of the actual footage.

Already a winning formula for Watchmen.

If your entire livelihood depends on EA making a quality product, you're gonna have a bad time.

2 tablespoons once a day. It's seriously like magic. Thank me later.

And voters under 30 made up 13% of the Super Tuesday voters per NBC, so who cares.

It makes you feel like your body is operating at peak efficiency.

No, of course not. But one quick pass does the job about 90% of the time.

Metamucil makes them all reliably clean as a whistle.

Hot take: Davidson’s public apology to Dan Crenshaw legitimized a very dangerous man. I wish he hadn’t backed down, because in the end Crenshaw does indeed look like a hitman in a porno movie.

Or, just eat enough fiber so there’s no mess to begin with.

Why should they? She's a plant.