They are, they just aren't paid yet.

Short version: Writing coherent story arcs is hard and we suck at it.

In Iowa. In February. On a work night.

I don’t understand why determining the “winner” in Iowa matters at all. Buttigieg and Sanders statistically tied. They will likely get an equal number of delegates. Iowa is a small state. Let’s all move on.

I don't care. None of this matters. Trump is openly talking about punishing his political enemies now. I don't give a fuck about torn paper and spreading rumors.

lol go home China, you're drunk

Stop it. The guy did the right thing, and he had zero to personally gain from it.

The real story here is that David Nunez is a moron.

He’ll release the funds as soon as the environmentalists give up dirt on Pete Buttigieg.

That sure was a lot of words to say, “because they’re dumb.”

 I’ve been waiting a long time for the 75th sequel to Fallout, let’s rock!

Good explanation, thanks.

I never understood how the Atari 7800 technically had higher resolution than the NES (320x240 vs. 256x240) but had those blocky graphics.

No, they invite subpar athletes to host Saturday Night Live all the time. Who can forget those losers Michael Jordan, LeBron James and Peyton Manning?

I clearly remember telling my wife (a white woman), “I can’t believe a black man became president before a white woman” and she said flatly, “a woman will never be president.”

Please. Stop using Facebook.

Damn, that’s a lot of Deadpool coffee mugs.

We are well past pointing out the absurdities in the hope that Trump has shame. He does not. He doesn’t care.

If polling holds and Biden is dragged down in Trump's impeachment, he will. And I'm not a Sanders supporter.

I don't agree with all of her policy positions, but I appreciate how much she scares the ever-living shit out of Boomer Republicans.