I learned “don’t mess with shit that isn’t yours” in kindergarten. I guess I’m the weirdo here.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

1. Dick move to make me look for information somewhere else because you’re playing a video game.

Cool, let's just let everyone decide for themselves how property that doesn't belong to them should be used. What could possibly go wrong?

“Old white takes off his sandals guy” is in literally every Starbucks in Florida.

Fixed your headline.

Yeah, this. I mean, at my first orientation almost 20 years ago it was drilled into us to assume that all internal email would be read out loud in court one day. It’s not a new concept.

You're right, he should be executed.

lol, the PS5 is coming out in a year and it has lower specs than the PC I own now. Microsoft is catering to a broad spectrum of gamers who have different performance requirements.

So you don’t like the flexibility to do so if you choose?

The strategy makes sense. Xbox is a platform, and you can choose what level of hardware to play the same games on. Old games will always work on new hardware, over time new games will be exclusive and not work on the old hardware. Personally I’m looking forward to more cross-buy and cross-play between PC and consoles.

Exactly. It will "disrupt" opportunity in the "I have all the information I need to murder my competition" way.

10. Disney will buy/invest big in a video game company.

We only care about whatever new filmmaking technology James Cameron invents every ten years.

Counterpoint: Shut the fuck up.

It’s definitely not a Nintendo Switch. Those controllers look usable.

Literally the only “hard” part is the thermal paste and CPU cooler. All else is a screwdriver and popping pieces into a board.

UHD discs have a maximum capacity of 100 GB. So, a collection of 80+ ripped 4K movies is a decent use case. Maybe a large Steam game library in there for good measure.

I sometimes wish I was unethical, because it’s really easy to separate gullible rubes from their money.

Witcher 1 is unplayable hot garbage. And I say this as someone who believes Witcher 3 is the greatest game ever made.