No. Forget that “every generation is bad” bullshit. The Boomers’ parents literally saved the world from fascism. They ended up being the most entitled, spoiled brats in American history.

Okay, Boomer.

Indeed, PS3 owners won’t even be able to download old songs they’ve already paid for.

Yes, "racism is bad" is just like being a Nazi, you fucking clown.

You come to a website to complain that its editorial direction displeases your personal sensibilities, then accuse others of being triggered. How do your balls fit into your pants?

Yes, Chinese owned companies are a problem. Glad you noticed.

Because pay me.

Maybe this one will be good.

Yes, those people are boring as shit.

MicroUSB is the cockroach of the tech world: it’ll never truly die.

MicroUSB is the cockroach of the tech world: it’ll never truly die.

Here for posterity:

I admire your commitment to infinitesimal possibilities in the face of what is glaringly obvious to everyone else.

Those mental gymnastics seem exhausting. Occam's Razor, dude.

LOL at the fact that you are oblivious that Xbox Game Pass is the best thing in gaming right now and has Microsoft's competition scared shitless.

Because there's literally no other reason why they would.

I can kind of see where they were going for an “ain’t got time to bleed” moment of badassery, but yeah...it clearly didn't work.

Or maybe (just hear me out, folks)...religion is just a gigantic scam designed to control you and take your money.

You know a lot about porn for someone who hates porn.

Don’t fucking watch it then, you goddamned loser.

It takes a special kind of sad and pathetic to give a shit about what other people do with their bodies.