No, someone at Hasbro built a careful business case on how gullible MAGAts are.

We just want affordable healthcare and clean water, you fucking dipshit.

Yeah, I was just thinking about how miserable they are in Belgium and Sweden.

Yes. "Socialism" hasn't been actual socialism in America for over 60 years. Now it's just a bogeyman.

I guess I’m the only one chuckling at the idea that the pinnacle of a robust, capitalist free market is a MONOPOLY.

MAGAts.

A news network bragging about having the highest ratings only means they are telling people what they already want to hear.

Dude, Raimi's Spider-Man 2 is the best superhero movie ever and Doc Ock is the best villain. You crazy.

I have a Jewish friend who once posted before the election, “Trump is literally Hitler 1932. Please don’t do this.”

I’m not talking about the mathematical outcome. I’m talking basic ethics.

Fist bump, fellow frustrated Floridian. I live in Orlando, which has literally been covered in rainbows since the Pulse shooting. It’s often hard to comprehend how this highly progressive pocket is inside of such a backward redneck state.

As a protest, voting for Trump is significantly worse than not voting.

Being remarkably dumb is only a frog hair better than being actively evil.

If Barack Obama had said literally ANY ONE THING Trump has said in the last five years, there would be a galactic space vortex of thermonuclear butthurt.

Oh, they’ll take it as close to the red line as possible. But there is a red line.

Imagine if Obama, Vol. 220,289,901,124,115

We can’t mince words anymore. “Go back where you came from” is RACIST. “Dual loyalty” is ANTISEMITIC.

It’s extremely odd that you keep doing this.

I hate every person who voted for him and will never forgive any of them. We all knew who he was, and if you didn’t like Hillary you should have stayed home.

Recap: The President of the United States is basking in the fact that he was called the King of Israel by a far-right conspiracy theorist who has spread the following: