Antifa uses milkshakes, white nationalists use AR-15s. Fuck right the fuck off.

Cool, cool. Vote with your rifle then, that sounds like 2019 to me.

I will never not imagine that “Disick” is Snoop Dogg saying “dick.”

This is exactly what the politicians fucking you want you to believe.

The only restriction of gun ownership I want is a free shall-issue federal license for purchase or possession of any firearm that ensures the holder passes a background check for violent crime, and demonstrates proficiency, safety and knowledge of gun laws. This license can be revoked by a mental-health care…

The Dayton shooter used a 100-round drum magazine that allowed him to shoot 38 people in 30 seconds. This magazine was illegal under the Assault Weapons Ban passed by Democrats and allowed to sunset by Republicans.

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.

Here’s me surprised to find out that habitually inhaling unregulated chemicals is in fact “bad” for you and not “good” for you. I’m truly surprised.

Most streams look like absolute ass compared to a 1080p or 4K disc.

At least you can die on a mattress.

Exactly. At this point I’d rather he just play golf than tweet thoughts-n-prayers and pretend to be coordinating with local officials. Just fuck off quietly over there in the corner, Donald. The adults have this.

Donald Trump does not give a fuck.

[Pssst, that’s what the Trump 2016 campaign was supposed to be...a year-long infomercial for TrumpTV, the media partnership with Ailes and Breitbart.]

The Governor of Texas has already stated his position on this issue:

No, that's not correct. There's plenty of substance but it's completely drowned out by garbage.

I want the Republican party destroyed but I also don't want Democrats unchecked. We need sensible, principled conservatives in power and challenging.

Can you fit a Galaxy S9 in the ol’ prison wallet?

Technology is giving us infinite content and nearly zero context. It was only a matter of time before it was weaponized.