Once again, I will do my best to adhere to the rules set forth by the “Steam Summer Sale Survival Service”. A summary of them includes:

Not strictly a marathon, but...

I was in college when the Diablo II expansion came out. I bought it before starting my senior thesis, and decided that I would only play the game when the thesis was complete. Sure enough, I kept to my word, finished my thesis months in advance, and got to Diabloing around. I didn’t…

He’s got a face that you WANT to want to punch, plus, you can’t help but think about the fact that he’d grab your ex on the rebound and convince her to have sex somewhere fairly uncomfortable, like the back seat of a volkswagon.

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Came here to say this. PC games have been limited by console parity for years now.

Will this method also work on internet arguments?

Does anyone remember the book written by Jeffrey Dahmer's dad? That was heartbreaking. I don't think it's the exact same thing but it's the witnessing of the horror of someone you love doing something you despise.

I got stuck in a bathroom once. I... wait, it was my cousin who locked herself in the bathroom. Had to explain to her how to unlock the door. (derp)

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

I wonder if that drone had sound because if so, I'd like to think if this happened to me I'd fart right in its stupid drone face.

what's the point of this article if not to ridicule him?! Is this what feminism focuses on now?! Misguided young men who behave foolishly! Surely we have more pressing matters as females. Next!!!!!

Holy shitsnacks, I've been emasculating my husband for years and never even knew it! Excuse me, I'm off to push my stiletto clad foot into his head while shrieking "YOU LOVE IT! YOU LOVE IT, WORM!" in my best harpy caw.

They cannot! :D

Diet Coke is gross. How can people even drink that?

Sleep? Children's Stories? Leo needs to record this:

Stan Rogers, ladies and gentlemen... THIS man knew a sea shanty...

What a beautiful story.