That's like saying the whole point of living is to breathe and not die.

Yep, Half-Life 3 will take the physics puzzles of HL2 to the next level with a new, Sierra-made Incredible Machine game. Sounds about right.

This would immediately be a better game.

He was charged with "being way too fucking awesome!"

BURN!

The beat of the music is in sync with the chat.... turn down for what?

Steve Aoki is cancer.

Yet it still doesn't support full color. While I find it nice that this supports monitors with not much color, I have a full color monitor and it's a shame that I don't get to play this game in more than a few colors at once. Very weird that they upped the resolution so much and yet it's all still mostly 5 or so…

time to get over 9/11. seriously, not everything that has a burning building is reference to 9/11, been over a decade, lets go ppl, get ovr it.

At least he didn't rape her, sodomize her, or invite a friend over to do both right? progress

Exactly. Follow the money.

I disagree. People are naturally this way. They just have the internet as a vehicle (now) to be assholes.

I remember seeing a Clippy skin for Quake III Arena. The taunt animation with the help bubble anyone was classic.

here's my sex spreadsheet

I haven't had sex in 7 years. WHERE IS MY MAGAZINE DEAL???

I was in a game once where a guy was running around with a ghost that shot tanks. Fully functional tanks. EVERYWHERE.

needs more wedding ring

This gif is better when reversed.

By the angle of it, it looks like it would have had to been thrown up from the floor. Very suspicious.