And he got more outs than LaTroy Hawkins did yesterday....

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

But it didn’t shoot the .SVG

Google shot the serif.

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…

You have a way with words that makes me laugh like a giddy idiot.

I'd be willing to make him a Senator if we could get rid of Bieber.

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

Tell em what your going to tell em, tell em, then tell em what you've told them.

Backseat drivers are the worst.

Can I just add how awesome that kid is? She already knows she wants to be an Egyptionist, gets a bill passed and wants to write a book? This girl needs a master to teach her Kung Fu so more awesomeness can ensue.

That's nothing; the Yankees just signed the dog.

Oh yeah? My 6 year old drew a Brontosaurus the other day. I didn't let her know it looked like a giant cock and balls.

I dont think I could say "you'll have to do better than that" to someone, but I don't think the nicer phrasing will have the same effect. The first way is a statement with no wiggle room. The nicer phrasing is a question which means they can ever so nicely reply "No I can't."

it's nostalgia. When someone says, "They're meant to be goofy cartoon characters, not outtakes from Predator," you know they're just holding on to their childhood. I don't mind the new look and am holding off judgment until I see the movie.

You mean a fourth possibility.

I'm ok with it.

That shot is fucking dope. I'm hyped for this, why not.

Right there with you, buddy. Obligatory: