And he got more outs than LaTroy Hawkins did yesterday....

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…

You have a way with words that makes me laugh like a giddy idiot.

I'd be willing to make him a Senator if we could get rid of Bieber.

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

Tell em what your going to tell em, tell em, then tell em what you've told them.

Backseat drivers are the worst.

That's nothing; the Yankees just signed the dog.

I dont think I could say "you'll have to do better than that" to someone, but I don't think the nicer phrasing will have the same effect. The first way is a statement with no wiggle room. The nicer phrasing is a question which means they can ever so nicely reply "No I can't."

it's nostalgia. When someone says, "They're meant to be goofy cartoon characters, not outtakes from Predator," you know they're just holding on to their childhood. I don't mind the new look and am holding off judgment until I see the movie.

You mean a fourth possibility.

I'm ok with it.

Without a dash cam he would have been considered 100% at fault, because when it's a traffic accident with a cop, it's their word against yours, and chances are you are going to lose.

This pleases me greatly

I have had an allergy flare up coincide with the reading of this article that made my eyes water a bit. I'm not a religious man but, Godspeed Michael; pitstop is over...it's time to get back in the race.

Shame on you for embedding an auto-play video in your comment. That is despicable.

I love pop-out windows, and I'm wondering why the hell any backseat demon-child should ever be entitled to rolling their entire window down and chuck a handful of Lucky Charms at that quinceañera party on the sidewalk.