He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

Finally twitter is helpful for something

At least warn people that TLJ has some insane puzzles.

Game: Borderlands

Coming soon: Rail Ninjas!

A million deaths are not enough for Yueh!

"A million deaths are not enough for Yueh." - Lady Jessica from Dune.

Hmmm, the Destiny weapons loadout screen seems different somehow?

Even worse is that some of the challenges are ridiculous. For example, one Iron Banner Bounty calls for 30 machine gun headshots. This would be simple if heavy weapon ammo wasn't exceedingly rare and even if you do find it, you automatically lose it all if you die.

I'm your huckleberry. Enjoy my spittle-flecked invective, which you will just have to imagine as I don't actually have the energy to be an asshole (at this time). Imma outsource this job to a dog.

Did Abdullah learn any lessons? "Stop before you drop."

The same kind that made the memorial necessary in the first place.

They should suspend him without pay.

A first violation of the domestic violence policy will result in a potential suspension that depends entirely on the reaction of our corporate partners.

Roger Goodell is following the American corporate "cultural tradition" of barricading himself in his office and having minions answer for his mistakes until the shitstorm blows over.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

That's what a Texas education gets you.

I guess you're stuck with him all day.