lol, I don't go on reddit, so I appreciate the post. :P

I have invited Fivethirtyeight.com data journalist Reuben Fischer-Baum to discuss this spreadsheet and what it may indicate about the sexual prowess of the guy who made it.

UEFA: "It will be okay for Russian football teams and Ukrainian football teams to be pitted against one another despite the current situation."
Plane: [goes down]
UEFA: "Okay, okay. Wow. Russian and Ukrainian football teams will not be permitted to play against each other."
Plane: [gets back up; is totally fine]

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

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This is an important theory but it won't matter because
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The Blessed Astartes land to cleanse the planet of all the heretical scum for the glory of Holy Terra before Dany even makes it across the ocean. In the end, there are no "heads of the…

Cue obligatory response from ESPN: This is the last time that Derek Jeter will be a player when Lebron switches teams.

Again I say...

This just reinforces what I've always said about Brett Favre not belonging in the Hall of Fame.

Why are you telling ME this? Do you think I have any power to dictate where money goes to in Brazil?
The same could be said for the U.S.: does footbal and war feed the hungry and help the sick here in the U.S? What part of Protestantism is that? I don't remember that part of the Bible where it said "let people not get…

The semi-final solution

I can't believe the Germans are having orgasms over this performance and Kaka's not even involved.

Something something tor Brazil a new asshole something something.

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

Five minutes after the Canucks lose game 7.