That’s funny. 10 years ago today Cheney shot someone in the face and I am pretty sure nobody gave 2 shits about it, let alone charging any misdemeanor. *shrug*

Don’t worry, we’re gonna be okay:

Fahey, if you were wondering, here is a picture of Max Gilardi’s storyboard for this project:

When reached for comment, Elon Musk replied:

This judge be like...

You just need to be elected. ‘Murica!

wait - how is this *not* tf2?

luke pretty much is going to get killed saving those 2 idiot kids at the end of the movie.

Oh. Yeah. True. So.. I guess.. The same game you payed for, minus the ability to buy what is *now* high level gear. Also, waaay less players still interested in doing what is your end game (VoG).

Crucible. Aaaand.. yeah.. that’s it. Have fun!

I’m sure your previous favorite player is still playing somewhere.

Sorry this wasn’t a Jet’s loss - probably why you were unable to use snark/hyperbole to make the same asinine point that’s been made for 2+ years now. (I mean. Honestly, this article has been written at least 5 times in the last 2+ years, right?). Don’t worry, you’ll get to loljets next week, I’m pretty sure.

sounds about right for my ny jets.

THINK ABOUT HOW AWESOME MY ANGRYBIRDS WILL BE ON THIS!!!

Tycho Brahe died of a burst bladder infection or something stupidly gross like that because he didn’t want to leave the table until the king left first.

Salt?

Okay look, my ‘lol’ing self rags on mellennials (i can’t believe I still can’t spell it) like a union guy on immigrants, but even I can’t believe that mellenials are being ‘blamed’ for this shit. Holy cow.

Nowhere in the yahoo link do I see anything about this play experience.

fuck escape room. Escape Room is a pathetic facsimile of this. This is Sleep No More with the fucking Goonies. Holy crap.

Dont forget: