Fuck that dumb kid. Fuck him to tree hell. too bad the tree couldn't just drop a heavy branch on the turd's head instead of having to kamakaze itself.

I used to be an NHL goalie, but then I took a puck to the throat.

best meme

I believe it was actually for coyotes.. Back to my cave...

can we see the rejection letters? I'm just curious if they were standard form letters or if the censors were partial to brunettes or to hentai or something.

Those damned liberals are ruining everything.

Actual security footage of the incident:

lawl LOTRO did so well with their transition, in surprised nobody else has done it sooner!

Looks like Darren Rovell finally got himself a Kinja burner account!

looks like the MLS is getting some executive-level PR/legal advice.

If you have the coins I would recommend buying this and keeping it in your vault till you get to 20.

hey, can we pretty please also add the fact that Lynch and the PBA Union are in heated contract negotiations with de blasio and the city? Kthnxbye

Guess we know who the jets are going to give up 3 first rounders for!

Tea Party Express

to be fair, that was the only target he hit all year.

I hate woody

lol. Small team. Lol

as a sap formally known as a 'jets season ticket holder', I give you what probably is the most representative image of my 2014. For some perspective, I got married this year...

Welcome to deadspin, stu! You may want to go back to roger ailes to find something 'fair and balanced'