Too bad he forgot his place when he had to go and spout this attention-seeking nonsense, amiright?

Read this on si last night - I thought that speaking ill of the shield was banned in the latest contract the players association signed..

This needs higher visibility.

And even if you can't avoid it, there's always the Konami Code to help us get through them, amiright? (sorry for making light of this, it is just too preposterous to believe, and I guess that is how I cope).

did you see any bikers doing it in the woods?

You forgot BeGhAzII!!!!1111oneoneleven

Sooooo... Duke? ND? Gtown? Just curious....

Can't they wait for the damned season to start before starting this nonsense?

Holy hashtag issues, tiger kinja

Racism only exists when it is about ME!

Tom,
I don't think you're going to get through these libertarian tough guys that bootstrapped themselves to their Ann Randian orgasms..

Man, even in one of the best posts to warrant the use of #LOLBROWNS, we still get a #LOLJETS.

"OK, but there's just one more thing we want to know: What was the joke?"

Still looking for that LOLBROWNS tag.....

They probably need to transfer from Duke to Derek Zoolander's School Who Can't Read Good and Want to do Other Stuff Good Too:

Can we get - LOLBROWNS tag?
They are out Jetsing Woody Johnson.

she probably wanted to see if she made the jumbotron,

+1 in hell.

The press release should have been this piece of shit: