Fooling Michael Kay is no big deal. If Jeter drop kicks a baby in the stands, Michael Kay would go on for an inning on how the baby deserved it, and how Jeter acted heroically.

Awesome.

So much better than the original.

So FedEx saying they have waay to much to deliver.

Every launch, every black friday/cyber monday, without fail, FedEx fails.

Apparently I shouldn't even expect a Retina-level iPad today.

Mine too!

I actually think that it will be more of a Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich type thing.

I think it would have to be done in a Witcher-type way in order for it to do the source material justice. There could be "Fremen", "Bene Gesserit", "Imperium"-related skills. The story moves along as Paul goes from place to place.

Man. Those guys are among the most successful trolls that I've seen in quite some time.

Now you got me looking online for dune memes. Thanks so much!

I'm surprised that Apple didn't go all U-North on him....

NINTENDO IS BACK: WITH THE SAME CRAP YOU'VE SEEN OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER AGAIN.

See you at 9:35!

Star Control 2.

After this ad, I had nothing but animosity to the cardboard

Was that L4D3 or Resistance 3?

@Snow leopard: Yeah - exactly what I was thinking.

This looks terrible.

How is this on Kotaku and not Gawker?