Me eating cupcakes vs cake keeps others safe. I don't have a fork to stab you in the eye with for trying eat my cake. Not the hand, the motherfucking eye. That's how you learn.

No fingering my cupcake!

I can literally taste the blue food dye aftertaste right now. Gross.

One of my favourite things about the cupcake is the inability to share it. It's mine get your own!

Sadly, this article just made me want to get a cupcake. Damn you power of suggestion!

Is anyone here familiar with the work of Kimiko Yoshida? I find her self portraits completely stunning and her styling is really, really interesting and cool. That said, part of her aesthetic is more often than not to paint herself completely, usually in black or white. Now, most of the time the black paint does not…

Goddammit I raced here to post a Lannister photo and you beat me. Curses!

That all makes sense. I'd bet your father definitely picked out which one to get you, since he's the man and such.

Yeah, I never take my vagina to a restaurant.

Which makes getting your period at 13 mysterious.

Why children and vagina's of course.

Excellent point, even his last sentence breaks them out in to "children, women, and mothers".

Zing!

I also cringed at the errant apostrophe.

Even "better," note how he divides women into two groups: vaginas and mothers.

Has there ever been an adaptation that was less "THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER!" and more "Look at these dumb kids- that Romeo guy was just calling that Rosaline chick the most beautiful girl ever like two minutes ago". Because that's the one I want to see.

Have some Much Ado About Nothing, courtesy of Joss Whedon.

Can't we do some other Shakespeare? Lets screw around with some Gender identities and do "As you like it".

THRONEZ NOTEZ
1: Them prostitutes refusing pod's gold because he was such an epic virgin love machine made me scoff for a full 5 minutes. There better be more to that.

What was his name?? I must know! I'm guessing 'Fernando'...

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