"After 10 seconds or so, you'll want to let go of her chin and lean back a foot or two. This gives her some time to react and catch up to what just happened. She will surely react outwardly. A lot of the time she'll say something like "Wow" and behave like she's embarrassed."


HAHAHA
This is one of those things that…

You're 24 and you still think it's a good idea to kiss with gum in your mouth?

If she likes her lip bitten, bite it harder. Just bite it off totally! That's so sexy.

I feel like this is an excerpt from a how-to guide that one alien wrote to another alien who's trying to pass as human. "Some human females and males enjoy the pressing of their mouths to each other. This is something we have learned about hu-mans. While strange to our kind, it is something they seem to enjoy but also…

*Heads out to buy all four books*

Shklee