I will totally be a member of that research study with you. We can even make t-shirts.

Dear USC, Detective, Whoever the Fuck Else:

Wait - so, what they're saying is if someone is raping me and I manage to fight them off and get away before they get off... it's not rape? I should just... like... let'm finish?!

I want to feel $4 million dollar "poor". I know it is a sacrifice, but it is one I am willing to make.

Well, maybe that identity is important to them. Maybe THEY care about it. So what if you don't care. It's not your family history.

HOW TO ASK MEHER AHMAD ABOUT HER ETHNICITY WITHOUT BEING AN ASSHOLE.

"This means I am a walking version of this fun little game called "What Kind of Not White Person Are You?""

My brother-in-law is Mexican American, lives in Houston. Marrying into our fishbelly white family of affluent scientist types who live near Rice U in a Very Big House.

And guess what, that's your personal experience.

that's a pretty flippant thing to say. people aren't allowed to honour their ancestry? or culture of their ancestors?

A surprising number men are weird about it. From some of the reactions I get, you'd think it's a major character flaw.

That is a phenomenal observation!

My theory is that it's considered worse for boys to act like girls because things coded as feminine are considered inferior. Whenever there's an article about kids and gender norms you get lots of women posting semi-boastfully about how they never loved barbies and pink shit and just liked to play with trucks and…

"Still! Your body was totally made to do this!"

I'm not going to respond to the person in the gray discussing this very thing, but I really hate, resent, and want to severely hurt people, especially men, who tauntingly say things like "say goodbye to your awesome body" to women who discuss having kids. Or when guys do "bro talk" about how a woman's body will be…

it's eating. it's how a baby eats. people eat in public, babies can eat in public as well. social norms dictate that we crap in private, so we take babies into bathrooms and change their diapers there. babies are part of society.

You're really going to equate feeding a baby with taking a shit? Ok then.

Recently I came across a girl in the bathroom at my favorite bar, who was hiding in the corner and sobbing. Apparently a man had followed her for three different bars and was hassling her. The man CAME INTO THE BATHROOM and got into my face and said it was his girlfriend, then left because he was getting looks. I got…

Like so many things, these were pre-ruined for me by the internet.