I feel like the follow-up questions were: “Cat? Good. What kind of cat? A tiger! Good! What kind of tiger? Not a Siberian of course, maybe something Indian with say, Bengal stripes maybe? Please say Bengal!”

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL COACH!” *slams playbook and runs out of meeting room*

Great kinja

If you live in Connecticut, there is no need for all that work

Andre’s great. Up until they hired Van Gundy a friend of mine was the video coordinator for the team.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Yup. I'm a divorce attorney and I've handled 100s of custody cases. That's what this is. Furthermore, if he's concerned over his kids (a) call the mom (b) don't get into a fight with them in the house.

I have seen this numerous times in custody cases and it is usually bullshit. His kid was not in any danger and he knew it. His kid probably was not happy because Mom is there with a guy who is not Dad.

But what if he is.

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

Based on the number count in the top right, this was most likely on a student’s snapchat “story”, which stays up for 24 hours and can be seen by all the contacts of the person who posted it. They probably had a friend on Snapchat who isn't a monster and thought wow I should tell someone about this

You know what we would do in high school if someone sat on the other side of the field and wore the color of our cross-town rivals of 50+ years (which we won last night by 33 points)?

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

It was not legal,

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

It’s the logic of men for whom absolute control over their charges is a baseline assumption. If I can conceive of it, I must be able to do it. There’s not thought to the mechanisms by which employers are entitled to discipline employees. (Of course there isn’t, because student athletes aren’t employees at all, no…

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.