Yeah, I’d rather operate on a fucking squid.

If I ever accidentally have a child, I will own one of these. As a single man, I want one of these with an odd passion.

Marriage is just like a formality man.

If I ever have a daughter, I’m locking her in a closet until she’s 30. I’m sure that will be healthy.

It’s not funny. It celebrates and perpetuates rape culture, and as a survivor of such a thing, I can tell you that it’s not funny. To me, these are fear-inducing, even now at age 39 and years of therapy to work on these issues. I still carry with me a fear of being raped and assaulted again, and if I had a daughter (i…

Because if I were wheelchair bound and it was a choice of this or a van, guess which one I am choosing? That’s right, hand me the sawzall.

Smelly old emissions equipment-less slow diesel

A school bus, of course.

They just HAD to use the phrase “baby girl”

But really, isn’t it about time we asked “Bruh what?” of all of us?

Of course there’s a lifted truck in the picture. Of course. Nothing screams male insecurity more than a lifted truck. And those signs.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

Ban all Greek life on college campuses. Problem solved.

...and I would pay good money to see it. On pay-per-view even.

She can fit comfortably in most overhead storage compartments, but I’d lay down $100 that she could put him in a coma with a single punch.

RICH white men in America.

She did later tweet about how if Cruz had spent a few years growing up in Canada he would’ve been less of a dingbat about universal healthcare

Has any group in history had a more difficult struggle than white Christians in America?

Ladies and gentlemen, the 1988 Stutz Bearcat II: