Let me teach you some Internet geography:

While I don’t live in Germany I’ll be in Germany this weekend, about a 2 hour drive south west of Hannover. I’ll be there in my newly purchased ‘97 Peugeot 306 convertible that needs a bit of work, or if it needs a bit too much work I’ll be in my ‘00 Peugeot 406 coupe. You can drive whatever I take.

Do they do requests?

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Take some fucking medication already you angry bastard.

On it.

Actually, there is none of the old logo. It’s actual metal showing through where one of the new stickers that fell off.

I’m like...........

she looks like a waffle

It’s also just one vowel removed from ripping off Ouya’s branding.

BUUURRRNNNNN

Don’t use logic. It scares them.

In certain areas of England to trump is a slang term for a fart, just thought i’d share.

SpongeBob did it first and he did it better.

They absolutely do not look like child predators.

“Finish him” is from Mortal Kombat, not Street Fighter.

This Pokemon Trainer Got Jacked In 2 Weeks Using This Special Poffin.