Rickey’s 58 years old, and Rickey could still steal 50 bases for a major league team.

Her dad’s capital. I think it’s important to point out that her money is inherited. She built shit. She has as much to do with Walmart as Paris Hilton has to do with Hilton Hotels.

Muni bonds bought on the primary market, when they’re issued, help build schools and bridges. Muni bonds bought on the secondary market, where the overwhelming majority of transactions take place, only affect the buyer and the seller.

Not a single penny of her dividends are used to help Walmart buy or sell shit. Stocks bought on the secondary market — Walmart hasn’t issued new stock since 1970 — are traded between 3rd parties. Just like used cars. If you buy your neighbor’s 97 Explorer, Ford doesn’t get a piece.

Guarantee that wherever you work some millionaire or billionaire has capital invested in that Company, thus allowing the Company to exist and continue to pay you your salary

Wake me when they commission the USS Spiro Agnew.

The thing about Thomas is the better his team gets, the more of a defensive liability he becomes. Let’s say the Celtics add Boogie or Blake Griffin in some fantasy world. Who’s Thomas going to guard deep in the playoffs? He can’t bother any of the Cavs guards, and if the Celtics found a way to get to the finals Steph…

The Duke Fuckface comes in two varieties: The Christian Laetner, who’s willing to die before going back to whatever mining town he’s from; and the Bobby Hurley (8 on every team, minimum), whose dad was/is a coach, which is mentioned every two seconds.

so many down-and-out people voted for Donald Trump with the idea he would help them.

LeBatard, Bomani, and Pablo Torre are all a light year smarter and more thoughtful than ESPN deserves.

DON’T SPEND THE MONEY! If you’re truly stuck in a shitty job that you hate, then save your money to do something else. But if you’d rather have a new car and/or a bigger house, then they got you, and you’re going to be eating shit your whole life.

How would the ~35k Uber drivers know to shut off their apps and stop driving? They don’t interact with each other. Hell, right now, how would you get a message to everyone in your field, quickly? And even if you could, what would compel everyone to give a shit?

I submit that if it were a stunner, it would have begun with a kick to the gut. #Science #ToWit

Ben Carson is a world renowned neurosurgeon. Why isn’t he nominated for surgeon general?

I remember seeing Conlin and Bob Ryan and wishing someone would show them to the dentist.

The last time Chael KO’d anyone, George W. Bush was president.

I’d much rather see Liddell/Ortiz III and Jones/Sonnen II with Herb Dean on Ambien as the ref. Fuck both these guys.

Cops and Texans generally being racist pieces of shit aside, IT’S RICKY FUCKING WILLIAMS IN TEXAS! All you worthless fucks talk about (non-shoot the president division) is how much you love football. How do you not know who he is?

I don’t know shit about soccer because it’s stupid. Unlike the pure intellectualism of mixed martial arts, especially MMA fans. But I’m willing to bet that the reason Jermaine Jones is taking advantage of the relaxed rules is that he’s not good enough to start for Germany.

Does dude really not know that America sucks at soccer, at least the men, and it’s the players who aren’t really talented? He has to know that we’re Troy to Germany’s Clemson.