Kelly’s not a glad hander, and that’s every bit as much a part of being a college coach as Xs and Os.

What are you talking about? Dude has no responsibilities past cashing them checks. Bills GM is the best job in the world.

That’s what I’m talmbout!!!

I feel bad for Blake Bortles. He’s a millionaire bachelor in his mid-20s and he’s stuck in Jacksonville, Florida.

I don’t think Dana White understands how much money Jim Rome gets paid.

Who should have been the Democratic candidate? Barack Obama couldn’t run. Elizabeth Warren, Michelle Obama, and Joe Biden didn’t want the job. Bernie Sanders is a grumpy, 75 year old, career politician, Socialist Jew.

KD got dunked on by a 246 year old mummy. He gets no calls for the rest of the game.

It doesn’t matter who you are. If you get dunked on by a 87 year old man, you don’t get any calls for the rest of the game.

... yeah but Christian McCaffery and Leonard Fournette should totes play their third tier bowl games because foobaw.

Well this is what Dave Mustaine has to say about it.

The point is that nothing is ever George Karl’s fault. He coached six NBA teams, and either quit or got fired from all six of them because he couldn’t get along with a player or someone in management. But all of that was because everyone else was a fuck up.

Issued Treasury bonds aren’t subject to interest rate fluctuation. You get what the face of the bond says you get.

What’s saddest is that these people don’t understand that there’s no such thing as “White Interests”. They might want to read about European history. There’s never been a time where the white masses lives have been anything other than horrible. They’re lives are better right now than they’ve ever been before, and most…

Man, weren’t the Jags supposed to have a great year this year? What happened to Hurns and Robinson?

When I found out Darth Vader was going to be in Rogue One, I knew (hoped) this scene was coming. Everyone has to die for continuity, and why put Vader in the movie if he’s not going to put his BAD MOTHERFUCKER pants on. I thought he was going to run through the main crew, but I guess that would give everyone…

No. (Ironman distance) Triathlons are to marathons as 24 hours at Daytona is to the Daytona 500. You’re ultimately using more gas, but it’s no where near as hard on your engine.

Google Lance Armstrong net worth, Michael Phelps net worth, Usain Bolt net worth, and Alistair Brownlee net worth.

Theres nothing the NCAA can do. They’re stuck. Even if they make the players pay back their scholarships, which would be a tough legal needle to thread for about a billion reasons, the only players that are going to skip the bowl games are projected high draft picks.

He’s a gym rat. Can’t be in the gym when you’re at the Sun Bowl.

They had to kill everybody because no one is in any of the other movies, and it’s not like they would have quit fighting. But more importantly, MOST IMPORTANTLY, Rogue One redeemed Darth Vader as the hard pipe hittin’ nigga he was.