I used to go to Russia occasionally for work. There was a scam there where a guy bumps into you and drops his wallet. If you pick it up, he thanks you and takes it back, but then yells at you for taking cash out. Nearby cops (who are in on the deal) will come and threaten to throw you in jail if you don't give the guy…

I'm sure the kid was being a dickhead like that because he never got pies. I'm sure he didn't get them all the time, knew exactly what they were, and knew that being a shithead got him that food.

And people pay for that shit? PASS.

That movie had the coolest ending

What the fuck are you trying to say?

Because the Germans aren't Nazis, you dolt.

Uh... this actually looks really cool, but doesn't the environment seem a little... sterile? I feel like the preview had a whole lot of empty space with a few interesting items to check out.

I sure hope these live up to the legend of the originals. I never discovered the games when I was a kid, and I only saw them being played because of game grumps. I'd love a chance to play a new one!

So, is this a flash game somewhere? Doesn't look like something special

Damn. I was hoping the one difference would be that they'd actually test for bugs this time, instead of releasing a glitchy piece of shit again.

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lol, you sure showed PissedPeorian somethin' fierce.

aww, now you're getting upset :( hey buddy, it's okay

It's so adorable how, even though you say I don't have a logical argument, you're too completely stumped to properly retort :(

then stop playing ranked, little baby.

I take it you're low gold or below?

please bestow more wisdom upon us. At the lofty rank of bronze 1, you must know so much about when a game is winnable and when it isn't.

That's not all that uncommon there. When certain planes take off, I've heard (from someone who'd know) that everyone not allowed to see it would be shuffled into certain buildings with steel covers that come down over the windows. They're locked in there until the plane is home and locked up again before they can…

I'll take that as confirmation that you're too stupid to come up with a genuine counter to my argument.

Good point! I know when I'm so poor that I have to *live in a car*, I often buy my kids superfluous treats. Maybe after that, they went to a theme park where everyone had to put up with the little shit because they're too poor to afford an apartment.