you're a god damn idiot if you truly think that it's cheaper to get a Burger King meal ($7) than to throw some chana masala together ($2). Learn to cook, you fucking dolt. There's an entire cookbook out there specifically for people who live on SNAP benefits - it features exceptionally cheap, healthy food that you can…

lol, shut the fuck up. This man is a legend. The kid might've learned a lesson from all this.

Layton, UT <$800/mo, 2 bed 1 bath plus 2 pets.

Look - they're you're kids. No one with an ounce of knowledge truly expects you to just "assume" that everything will be okay with them. That being said, worrying about that stuff fits the definition of a phobia - an irrational fear. Crime rates are the lowest they've been in decades, and child abductions happen…

While this is clearly stupid on their part, I could care less; I only use the live service anyways. If it ever moves over to that side, I'll just go to the next biggest streaming service.

Just pulled it out of my ass (no pun intended, but it's hilarious now that I think about it).

I was 100% sure that women were not interested in anything above like... 7.5".

The original was just really big. It wasn't inherently flawed in any way, though.

Eh. Again, there's headphones for those situations.

Yes, and every time I ask politely for something to make my flight more comfortable, they do it for me. Hell, I was really anxious one time about a flight I was about to take. The stewardess noticed and asked if she could help. "Haha, I dunno, do you guys do complimentary shots?" - got 2 free mini-bottles of vodka.

lol.

Banning in-flight phone calls is incredibly stupid. You'd have to be an idiot to get on a plane these days without headphones or ear plugs if other people talking around you bothers you that much. How do you function in public?

I know a lot of people that absolutely love this game. They're all about taking 45 minutes or whatever to just sit down and kill thousands of guys for stress relief or whatever.

W...was that English?

*a dynasty warriors game filled with LoZ IP

It's okay, firefly was a shitty show anyways.

Careful: the ending of evangalion will upset you. It's really fucking stupid. It's not the good kind of upset, it's the really annoyed kind of upset.

This article is 2000 pages long, so feel free to let me know if this is covered, but if the honest game about sex is anything other than "it's not as absolutely insane as you see in media, and the first time is always shit", then it's wrong. Otherwise, mite b kewl.

r...right.

God dammit. Why wouldn't they make this for... really, anything OTHER than the 3DS?