W...was that English?

*a dynasty warriors game filled with LoZ IP

This article is 2000 pages long, so feel free to let me know if this is covered, but if the honest game about sex is anything other than "it's not as absolutely insane as you see in media, and the first time is always shit", then it's wrong. Otherwise, mite b kewl.

r...right.

God dammit. Why wouldn't they make this for... really, anything OTHER than the 3DS?

this is way too long

I can't wait to play this game that absolutely nothing happens in.

You're absolutely right - Blizzard does what keeps the most subscribers around. They lock your account until you call them and change your password. They aren't fucking idiots who just completely close it so your choices are either 'start over with nothing' or 'stop playing'.

Weird, it's almost like fans of that thing are able to be quiet and enjoy their fandom without ramming their enjoyment into the faces of everyone around them. Meanwhile, MLP fans can't shut the fuck up about their love of the show.

You're a fucking idiot, Mike.

Literally no one is scared of it. The reason it attracts so much negative attention is because, unlike fans of other things, it's constantly shoved in our faces. "MLP IS THE BEST HERE'S WHAT I BOUGHT PONIES 3 LIFE LOL I LOVE HORSEY SHOWS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS" every single day gets annoying. It's everywhere, and it's…

You're right - let's sacrifice fun so it looks pretty.

*It went from shitty to different shitty.

Go to about 30 seconds to skip to the rap if you wanna hear the transition.

It doesn't matter who's fault it is - if your business model survives on having people subscribe to you, you can't just ban them. That's one thing WoW handles well - if you call and tell them your shit was hacked, they give it back to you; they don't ban you. They can tell because they look at the fact that your…

If that's what you're staring at while you're writing, you'd probably be writing total shit anyways, so it's fine that you can't afford one.

Implying there was any quality to begin with.

>tfw trolled hard

I feel like it's pretty easy to tell this is a troll.

Stop feeding the troll.