Yeah, I'd ask for a lifetime subscription to ps+ and all subsequent versions of the service.

I feel like this is appropriate.

When I was in high school, I took a Cisco networking class. I had this dude next to me freaking out during a test where we had to put ends on an ethernet cable. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me he had colorblindness, and could only see various shades of gray. For those of you wondering, we had to order…

What dick move?

Eh, I'd rather play video games. You can have my shift.

I didn't hear the sound of slobbering on dicks, so I must've been watching a different video than you.

If you ever played that game, you had the exact same reaction, lol. I remember saying almost that exact same thing when I walked in.

Yeah, it blows my mind how many people I saw when I logged into it - I just picked it up a few months ago to test the DS waters. Some of those bosses are fucking bullshit, though.

Fucking maneaters break my balls so hard.

Thank God! There aren't enough hormonally insane women slowly waddling down the hallway, breathing heavily, and complaining about their backs in my workplace. I'm glad they can refuse to take leave when it's clear they're not doing at work for weeks on end because they still totally feel up to the job.

It's a competition for over a million dollars. It doesn't matter how good or bad OR how hidden or visible their strategies are. This company should be forced to pay massive fines.

They still allow smoking in the military, but everything I've heard points to the idea that they're very seriously moving towards eliminating it. At the very least, they seem like they're trying to ban smoking on base, which is definitely a step in the right direction!

Unless you're an exceptionally important and/or rich person, probably not.

Seems like every single character has to shout something stupid with their spells/attacks now. I thought it was kinda funny and novel with Captain Falcon, but this game might have to go on mute if every damn character does it.

Which Allentown is it?

I'm assuming this is a joke, and it made me laugh. haha

I think you're severely overestimating how good this radar is! It's not entirely uncommon that birds are mistaken for planes. The top stealth planes have similar profiles when viewed through radar. Flying patterns can make it hard to tell, too, because radar isn't real-time.

If you think it's smart to take your 4 month old to a concert like this, you shouldn't be allowed to keep your 4 month old

Oh gosh, who cares? Just watch the video an enjoy the cuteness. People assign gender when writing because it's easier.

The US military is not thin. A 10 megaton bomb is not thin when compared to an 11 megaton bomb. It's still a gigantic fucking bomb, just slightly smaller. We had way more personnel in the 50s - 70s because we were transitioning from actively warring in WW2 to actively warring in Vietnam. There are no wars going on…