If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure “Fox News Segments” are listed as cursed items in the Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook. The stat drain effect only lasts 1d6 days, so it should wear off.

Not every car is targeted to driving enthusiasts and has to have 500+ hp. The Crosstrek is one of them. Most buyers are happy with a car that is reliable, serviceable, and meets their transportation needs without asking too much in return.

I was going to argue with you, but I see you’re right.

Wait until the outrage at finding out they lost the damn Civil War and NASCAR.

I clicked all the way through to get the the comments just to say this is the last and only time i will ever click through one of these goddamn slideshow articles.

I’m glad to see that, even though “Deadspin” is apparently “back” now, this is where I should still come for my proper Deadspin-related and Deadspin-adjacent content. Thank you for this public service.

Me: That sound, that beautiful sound!

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

This woman has exactly no shot. At all. In any world.

My grandfather’s expression was: They may be your colour, but they are not your kind.  But the principal is the same.

Black Lives MAGA, no doubt

So, to ruin Star Wars a bit further, know in your heart that every time a stormtrooper got hit by Han’s laser pistol, he was effectively burning and roasting their insides.

I can absolutely, positively say that you are not fully informed.

The future of warfare is going to involve a lot more smoke and mirrors.

The minute these are delivered to Stryker CABs and left alone with enterprising E4s who have easy access to rattle cans and a stencil kit, there will be several “Sharks.”

I imagine one will also get “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die” stenciled on the barrel as well.

Command may not approve, but the E4 Mafia will get…

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong.