I agree, it's still a somewhat enjoyable game if you don't pay attention to the stupid story. I am not sure I love the control scheme but it works mostly. I just hate having to switch to 1st person to shoot missiles. Either do the game in 3rd person or in 1st person. I have loved both the 1st person and side scrolling…

The best thing is their phone number. (123) 456-7890

I have no doubts that I am going to love this game. I have to finish the DLC content for the original game though. If anyone still needs to embark on that quest on XBL and needs a co-op partner, let me know and I will send you my gamertag.

Anne was born to be a templar killer, they had no idea how deadly her ass could be.

I think that at least on the bright side, the Wii U is considerably more powerful than the Wii and somewhat better than 360/PS3. In comparison, the Wii was slightly more powerful than the game cube and maybe just as powerful as an XBOX but with slightly more ram(88MB instead of 64MB). So I think that the gap that will…

"Ass Effect" seems like a major hit waiting to drop. Along with "Ass Ass in Please"

Absolutely, I am doing it right now. haha

I have that song memorized for the rest of my life. Just a slight correction, it starts with "They call me Gato"

I would say it could be taken as both, since that could be a father-son analogy or just simply a guy-random person analogy. Either way though, there is raped involved.

I can only imagine. Although, sometimes I don't mind the puns over here, specially when they are Hollywood films knockoffs like The Devil Wears Nada. My particularly twisted mind nicknamed one of my co workers and good friend Lauren the Explorer, because she is exploring her sexual fantasies.

I saw that name and I was thinking, they don't name things with that kind of simplicity anymore. It's straight to the point and I really like it. lol

The 3D effect is cool but bear in mind that it doesn't work nearly as well on the N64 ports as it does on the games developed directly for the 3DS. I really enjoy mine and I am currently loving Final Fantasy Theathrhythm.

I used to have my icq number memorized. It was the shit.

Felt like this was an obligatory post that no one has put up yet.

Yeah, there are a ton of deaths, I just pointed out Biggs, Wedge and Jessie because you actually interact with them enough to make them memorable. Plus, Biggs and Wedge have been in almost every final fantasy game.

Gravity is the number one cause of death for Foxxcon workers. And amazingly, that is my second suicide joke on this website today. What is wrong with me?

Biggs, Wedge and Jessie die when shinra drops the plate on Sector 7.

I know, the worst part is that I imagine her apartment building doesn't have the anti suicide nets. :p

She must have learned all of her negotiating tactics from working at a Foxxcon factory.

"Say you're at home, you're playing Human Element, you're out in the world, you get injured. You're hurt and you need medical supplies. You don't want to risk going out to forage in the game world, or maybe you did and can't find anything, but you know that there's a pharmacy four miles down the road in the real world"