It's not rape if you yell surprise.

Is it still considered necrophilia if I have sex with them?

Seriously, if all E3 was is stuff we all already know, there would be no point in watching it. I am cautiously optimistic for Nintendo to blow my mind with Wii U games. But I honestly don't expect anything crazy from either Microsoft or Sony since I am thinking they won't announce new hardware, and Sony even said they…

Well, I would have to go with my favorite song ever in any video game, which happens to be from Chrono Trigger's sequel (more like spiritual successor in a lot of ways). I would wake up, open my window while the violin plays, maybe give it a little stretch and as the music picks up, I walk outside and start running.…

Well, IDK about Dragon's Dogma but in Skyrim, you can start off doing just the main quest missions and be done in 10 hours at the most. But it is very easy to get distracted doing other stuff. What I got from the review is that you can't choose to do the main quest and you are forced to do other side quests until…

Newegg is doing a memorial day sale right now. Of note for gamers that I noticed was Dragon's Dogma and Ghost Recon GS both 49.99 with free shipping on both PS3 and 360. Also, a 250Gb 360 bundle with Halo Reach and Fable 3 for 249.99 also free shipping.

I suppose that is right. When I first tried Dragon Quest, my buddy kept telling me how awesome it was and how much he loved it. I could never get into it.

I am not sure about your statement regarding Skyrim. I love dragon fights in that game. When dragons land right next to me, I feel the impact. I also once shot a dragon with an arrow while he was doing a fly by, and it caused the dragon to come crashing from the sky and slide on the ground for about 50 yards. It…

I saw a lot of the comments below saying that it wasn't that good before I watched it and I wanted to give it the benefit of the doubt, but I can't get past the horrible audio, not to mention the less than mediocre acting. This is barely above par for fan fiction.

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The cute factor is jut too overwhelming for the little kid. It almost makes me want to have a baby girl. Almost...

All in all, a great vid with actual lols.

Oh, absolutely, I have the Force GT wheel as well, but I remember when analog sticks first came out, I couldn't use them for driving games and was always more used to the d-pad.

This will be a great addition to an already fun game. I mostly don't have an issue finding groups for HM's but I haven't really done the end game Ops yet so this should help.

Games win GOTY for different categories, therefore there are different games that get the GOTY package/treatment.

I have always been intrigued by Splinter Cell series and others give it high praise, but I have never touched any of the games.

He can always use the D-Pad. It is not as precise but may be easier for him to get used to.

On a related note, I have been watching High School of the Dead on Netflix and it is pretty awesome. It was a recommendation from fellow Kotaku readers and I would definitely pass it along to others.

Well, then if you actually read my post you would see that I understand that since I said that it's possible that they will have a Vita version since these are early rumors. I said that because I assume that by the time the game comes out, the Vita should have a larger install base. But I guess I don't know anything…

That doesn't matter. Maybe they are waiting till there is a bigger market. How is this bad logic? If I wanted to promote a product, I would want it to be able to reach the most amount of people. Have you wondered why there are such few third party exclusives nowadays? Chill out. I am not making some fanboy comment. I…