"Chinese food maker Joycome is running a promotion with Angry Birds"

Ha, I was about to say, she can pose with my hardware anytime she likes, but this is better.

That's actually a misconception, only people that are born closer to the equator have electric skin because of the added humidity from the amazon forest.

Pretty sure kids hit kids at school in the 1800's and 1900's prior to video games being out. You know what is the only common denominator of those times? People, and that includes kids, parents and teachers.

Well, I kind of messed that post up, because I meant to say he doesn't resemble me or my family. As you said, I am well aware that there is a wide variety of racial traits in Brazilians given that it is such a large country and like the US, its population was largely consisted of migration from different parts of the…

I suppose that for a casual player, being able to quickly reference a move without going through the menu might be useful. I generally try to learn one-two characters that I play with so that I don't have to look up stuff, but when I decide to play with random chars I have to look up stuff.

I guess that the definition of a cheat sheet eludes you.

As a native Brazilian, the first main character I encountered outside of soccer games that was supposed to be a reflection of my culture was Carlos Oliveira in RE3. Aside from the fact that we share a last name, that dude does not resemble any Brazilians that I know, nor did he sound it. It was even worse when the…

I wasn't trying to suggest otherwise, I have seen plenty of pictures of child molesters, in fact at the youth center I bring my son to Ice Skate, they have a display that has a slideshow of several registered offenders in the area and they mostly have this same look to them. That is all that I was referring to. I know…

My buddy and I were on a trampoline once and as we were both in mid air I said Kame hame ha and struck him on this chest with both of my hands and the momentum from the jump combined with me pushing him back sent him flying off the trampoline and onto a tree. It was funny and stupid at the same time. He wasn't hurt…

Not to mention it is out of the singer's range and he has to use falsetto to hit the higher notes which makes his already whiny voice even more so.

I was going to post something similar to this but you saved me the trouble. If ever I want to go for a certain look, I just want to make sure that it is not the child molester look.

The show is fantastic. I saw it in Boston last month.

That's her using her "ass"ets.

To be fair and to give Saskuatch the benefit of the doubt, maybe he legitimately doesn't know much about Felicia Day and know that unlike Olivia Munn, she is an outspoken true geek who just happens to be in the spotlight and is female. Having said that, I agree with you that there is generally an unfair treatment of…

"Ok great now let's do it again but this time faster and more intense" Supposedly the only thing Lucas said while directing A New Hope. Like you said, Lucas is a great creator, but he is better off telling someone his vision and having them incorporate their talent into it than doing it himself.

"Hello girl, you wanna ride in a real car?" Says the guy who is a passenger and occupying the only non driver seat available.

Ha, now it makes sense. I didn't even realize I had left kotaku.

I think that this may be Pan1da7's best work yet. It's elegant, almost subtle and yet so funny. I am also torn with a difficult decision, I want to continue playing TOR and gearing myself up, but I am a guild master for a small guild I set up for my RL friends and I to play. However, none of them have hit lvl cap yet,…

That's basically telling me that I can't even tell someone to fuck off if I so desire? Maybe we can make Puerto Rico a state and kick Arizona out. We will still have a nice even number.