Me, too. Started in the womb. In my defense, it was crowded in there.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

“I know I am but what am I?”

“Right now 50% of all the lactic acid is held by the top 1% of runners. I want to stop the 4 min and 5 minute milers from controlling all the lactic acid in this country.”

A slave who smiles at his child or looks happily at a blue sky is a different thing from “the only thing that put a smile on Hercules’ face was when Lady Washington walked into the kitchen” (approximate quote). The book shows slaves taking pleasure in their masters’ happiness as if that was their purpose in life. It’s…

Comments like these blithely assume that all people consider slavery inuversally terrible, and a deeply shameful part of American history, but this isn’t the reality at all. There are politicians who talk about the good that slavery did for black people and black families (!!!), and George Washington in particular is…

Seriously. It’s like making a children’s book about any of the times there was a ceasefire in a war because it was Christmas or whatever. Yes. It’s weird to think both sides just put down their weapons and chilled together, then started slaughtering each other again the next day. But they were just people, many of…

i’m pretty sure he’s not allowed to say he loves anyone more than his mother

Spike Lee seems pretty serious about it happening. Maybe you should take it up with him.

Maybe they will die of sipphylis or consumption...you know, for the verisimilitude.

If these were just a couple of lucky rich people who decided they wanted to live their lives as Victorian-era cosplayers...well, I’d find that odd, but fuck, it’s their time and money and it doesn’t hurt anyone. You want to play dress up with your life and you have the money to do it? God bless.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

“Oh my god it’s just a joke don’t take it so seriously”

Holy hell. This is a widespread thing? I don’t remember anything like this at my school and it was a complete party school!

If you are a creative person and want to make something that people you deem “unfit” won’t use at their own discretion in ways you don’t like, perhaps you should choose painting as your medium. But then again, people are always putting paintings in big-hipped, old, un-classy frames.

Personally I think the woman who would prefer to be “rather butch and leisurely” than squeeze herself into a bandage dress is the smart one . Tees and jeans 4 evar!

It’s just such a bother when people who aren’t your physical ideal have the nerve to give you money.

Right, it’s for the very common and super easily attainable “big breasts-skinny body-no hips” body type...