Do you really want to live in a society where there are sacred cows that can never be mocked?

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

You should read about what Charlie Hebdo actually wrote and drew. They satirized all religions and in fact, their latest cover was a satire on an anti-Islamic book written by a Frenchman.

I've been thinking about this all day. I'm a writer and when I think of how these people were trying to do their jobs, to draw attention to things in the world that weren't right and needed to be exposed, it terrifies me. I just keep thinking of their families, who are now missing a loved one, and also my wife who…

I want a thermos with "I have an educational blog" printed on it. I feel like that would get me as close as I can get to greatness.

Romeo Rose? Is that you?

Yes. He is a Very Important Person™.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

The whole point of going to weddings is FREE FOOD (and love). If you're a kid, food is always free so you don't really appreciate it the way you should.

NOPE NO NO NO NAH NOPE TO THE NAH NAH.

(Clears throat for best Mommy Dearest impression)

The first story like this was maybe sort of fun, but I hope it doesn't really become a thing. Take your best friend! Take a sibling! Gift the trip to your parents! Literally do anything but be trapped on a trip with a stranger. That sounds like the opposite of a vacation to me.

I'm not a conservative but just think about the cost of obtaining and distributing 300,000,000+ puppies. secondly I would suspect that it would be a result of lobbying by pet stores, dog food companies etc. etc. thats corruption.

further more, where do you even get 300 million+ puppies, forced breeding in mass puppy…

I've extensively studied commercials that advertise Rx drugs, headache pills, heartburn relief meds etc, and they often show an anatomically correct drawing of a person (mouth open, a tube going from the mouth down into a circle area). So I've always assumed I had a pretty good grasp on the complex inner workings of…

After teaching five years of cadaver-based human anatomy labs at university, I can honestly say that it is equally horrifying-sad-hilarious how poorly people understand reproductive anatomy.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

Women shouldn't even be allowed to take public transportation, because our menstruation attracts bears and that's putting everyone at risk. Biology.

These guys are just nuts, there is no reason for them to be so teste.

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.