I think this man is so sexy... I want to do things to him that would make Jesus - or a parrot - cry.

I used to decoupage like a motherfucker on uppers.

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

And then you have some guy on YOUR OWN NETWORK posting this garbage. Please don't complain about trolls when your company employs one.

Penis owners tend to lie a lot when it comes to the subjects of penises, their penises specifically and what they do with them.

Krumble, to be fair, the requirements for one to have a penis are pretty much void of qualification, it's worse than free t-shirts, at least those involve getting on a line.

The ducks at my sister's ranch are the boss of every single animal there. The horses, the dogs...whenever the ducks show up it's like "OK EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WE ARE DUCKS WE ARE HERE TO DO DUCK THINGS THANK YOU."

That is a really smart woman.

When I worked at an animal shelter, we had people bring a cat in. A guy came in, spotted the cat and about shit - it was his girlfriend's cat. She had gone to college and her dick parents, who had said they would care for the cat in her absence, had told her the cat had been eaten by a coyote - they said there was no…

Former teen boy here. If I ever have a kid that was doing this I would know right away that it wasn't cat piss. Not only because I know how gross and messy boys can be, but also the smell. That basement would smell like goats and pancake batter.

What a weird question to pose to me in response to my post.

Academy of Model Aeronautics. It's common practice for victims of murder attempts to seek comfort in model aviation, and the promotion of model aviation as a recognized sport. Life doesn't get more raw than in model aviation.

A quick note on your link about throwing shade on white mujahidas. I don't think that's what that post is saying. I think (and this was my experience in college, in the middle of the SF Bay Area, surrounded by American-born Arab men that my parents wished I would marry), they're saying that these Muslim guys are…

I have compassion and love for the women who are born into religious extremism. As for the women who choose it not only for themselves but their future families, I have nothing but contempt.