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Totally stolen. Not sorry.

“Cooking for guinea pigs”. Sadly, for autocorrected to four.

“Cooking for guinea pigs” for autocorrected to four

I should say this is an unfair representation of African American complacency in the south. The great black colleges of the south are one shining example that disproves this, and gives black youth a way toward opportunity and trampling racism.

Can anyone explain to me why there is no “back button” on legislation? We all know this bill was intended to make discrimination legal. They got caught. If the bill is changed to prevent discrimination, the bill does nothing at all because we already have religious freedom and freedom from religion, so just repeal the

If you are from St. Louis and still live in St. Louis, Ferguson does not represent St. Louis. Everyone loves and respects each other and everyone is making a mountain out of a molehill. If you are From St. Louis and no longer live there, it’s shocking it took this long to surface.

Oh, you wouldn’t see it. Southern hospitality is only for white, white people. Black people tend to be pretty genuinely hospitable, though I can’t imagine why they would want to be. I was treated so well by African Americans, who were in turn condescended to and kept thoroughly “in their place” in New Orleans. All

You can work to change the bad, just sayin’

What are we unrepentant about in SD? Is it about being thoroughly smug about the weather and convinced we do everything right, though we couldn’t possibly? Yes? Carry on then.

We have to send those people somewhere, we don’t want them here (in L.A.) We told them kale chips flowed from the taps and they’d never be told to vaccinate their children ever again. It worked!

Politically, if you are aligned with one party or the other, you doom presidential elections to the status quo to move to your state of color choice. Electorally, a blue state can’t be any bluer, nor a red any redder, so we maintain our system of only swing state votes really making any difference in presidential

Well, you know, German.

I give permission for anyone to do whatever they want with my possessions after I’m dead. Dead is dead, what do I care? Use my skull as a candy dish, knock yourself out.

“Conscious uncoupling anniversary celebration” does sound better than “Drunken booty call with my ex”

I mean it's a good performance piece to troll bad boys into the open to be all enraged that dicks are not sucked, but in the real world, giving pleasure is far more arousing and important than quotas and mandates. If he likes it, I wanna do it, cuz he's awesome. (And vice versa)

2 things.

No one ever looked down before technology. I looked straight ahead at the walls for twenty years, stubbornly refusing to learn anything in school or watch where I was going because I said, "One day, there will be a phone that will break my neckskin when I look upon it, I want to have virginal neckskin until that day

you have the option of using your body to see things? Demon! Witch!

"It was the best of romantic fistings, it was the worst of romantic fistings..." From A Tale of Two Fistings, by Vinnie Dickens.