I'm from a Catholic family, I didn't know there was a choice. I don't think my family members would notice "no kids" on the invite because it is such a foreign concept. I also just have to say if the guests are of a lower income, it may be them with the kids or not at all. Also a factor in my family. There were zero…

Not really. More of a puff pastry with y shaped thin tubes in it. actually maybe more of a fig or plum, but I'd rather have pastry.

But on the reals, though, there are 2 issues here. People who take up too much space because they are assholes or want to show off some perceived machismo or whatev. They may be using a male sense of entitlement to feel ok with their spread, but these people are inconsiderate, and that is all. Then there are men who…

If we must use testicle biology as an excuse, try "The material in my testicles wants to be spread far and wide to propagate the species. This manifests in an unconscious desire to push myself against humans (sometimes with ova, sometimes without) to see if a mating can be initiated. My brain thinks it knows why I do…

At what age does it change from assholey to cute to bitch about every aspect of everything you are doing, or can I start doing that now as long as I laugh and smile all the while?

Not generally happy to oblige, but if a dog is older or has a condition that the vet is aware makes it unlikely to be adopted at the local shelter, it is not unethical to euthanize there with the owner, rather than inflict separation and depression on the dog in the shelter and then have it end up euthanized anyway…

I wonder if they are so dismissive of men when they have these problems?

True, I'm not interested in strangers who foist their life stories on me with little provocation, but am interested in mutually interesting topics that seem to be engaging for both parties.

Actually, I would suggest this as a whole Jezebel article on its own, except they only blog on topics presented in other media, so whoever wants to write about it elsewhere, so Jezebel can pick it up. (New media is unreasonably stupid). Anyway, I've found even female doctors seem to think female orgasms are just…

oops, that was more of a response to Wheezer, not you.

Female here, and the husband is disabled, and has decreased libido from meds; I, too have to masturbate more than fuck- not ideal, but still fully committed and happy. I know you think this proves your point, men would leave in my situation because, penises, but I think we are all the same when it comes to balancing…

I guess I have to believe "women be different from men" because everyone seems to say it, but it seems to me we have genital material that comes from the same source and acts in the same way when stimulated (except for g-spots and ejaculation). Although I can't wrap my hands around it, I can stimulate my clitoris and…

Hey, I get it. Just because you aren't manifesting it sexually, doesn't mean it isn't sexual. I am intrigued about the fragmentation/compartmentalization of self. Is it harmful? Do people have a harder time leading a balanced life if brought up on common television tropes of emotions that are each separate and…

Perv, blah. Last I checked, sex was a natural part of life. People want to include their passions into their sex life. No big woo.

Wrong. Ironic clothing is dumb and bad and maybe ugly that hipsters wear because it's dumb and bad. Like trucker hats and my beloved "Big Bad Bassman!" t-shirt. Mocking is intrinsic in the ironic wear. Which is kind of what you said, but kind of not. Now I'm confused.

Watched this, expecting to laugh/cringe at people, but couldn't dislike anyone here. All pretty great people and I should be nicer.

This look is why I became cattrractant. They look at you and say, "What the fuck do you care?", and I realize, I don't. I don't at all.

TL;DR. My point was be creative, thoughtful and engaging or don't bother. If you take a second to think about it, and you find your question tedious, ask something else.

I think everyone is nosy and overbearing, but I am a secretive privacy hoarder. I often joke that I'm in witness protection because I dislike sharing details about my life with most people so much. I get this girl. She can be as anti-social as she wants, I will laugh and support her.

I think it's funny. You aren't queen of humor assessment.