Mr. Krumble and I usually have a progressive feast. I cook something, we eat some of it, he cooks something, we eat some of it, etc. all the while getting soused, stoned, or what have you. No big bird. No no no. This year we were both sick. We had KFC.

You MUST be my brother's first wife's long lost daughter. I moved from STL suburbs at 20. Going back there depresses the hell out of me.

Mom, Dad, am I a dick?

Yeah, I wasn't even ok with Jezebel commenting on their reactions. They look like two girls who have been shielded from people who's job it is to groom them and make them look perfect on camera. Pretty good accomplishment for POTUS/FLOTUS

Ok, now I want to say that all the time for the most banal things. I'm going to get a sandwich FULL HOMO!

Those are still things only of benefit to other humans and only amuse us while we live. What is "important"? This is an ancient philisophical question and you do not possess the only answer. I would posit love, and relieving suffering are "important", so in that regard, humans have done some important work, but then…

Because human beings are more important than animals.

ok, you don't make no sense. When an animal is suffering, and you take it to the vet to put it to sleep, would you like it to have a chance to fight, or run away, getting all stressed out and fighting for it's life? The idea for euthanasia and slaughter is to give the animal a quick death with minimal opportunity for…

and, you are a vegetarian, right? Just checking.

for some reason I thought I was replying to something regarding a particular male person. Not trying to be a misandrist. All tho...Miss Andrist is an awfully good screenname

Make that person's lack of character, my bad

we are not active participants in anything but consumer culture on an endless feedback loop.

Please don't further traumatize people by saying they should be present for their pet's euthanasia. Some people just cannot face it. They should not be made to feel guilty their whole lives for needing to avoid this weighty agony. They should ask questions about how the euthanasia is performed before they bring in…

the shelter staff absolutely does judge you for dumping your pet with us instead of cuddling it and feeding it people food in a nice quiet room at the vet's office (or at home)

I've worked for plenty of vets and sadly, just like physicians, there are good and bad. Never go to a vet that doesn't give you options and estimates. I currently work part time for an awful vet who tells everyone the best thing for their pet like she is the queen of the world. I actively discourage people to bring…

Damn, dude, you missed out on free egg rolls......for LIFE!

I did the same thing. I saw the writing on the wall, knew I should just shake heads and walk away, but instead I bawled, begged and pleaded before finally getting it together and moving out. Not pretty at all, but the right result in the end.

Yup, yup and yup! I just think laying any blame on "the other woman" is really just the partner getting upset at what they can't control. You just aren't in charge of other people and what they say to who you love. If you can't trust him to withstand temptation, sing it with me, "let him go, let him go..."

I know that people always say that only people in relationships that already have problems cheat.

They should matter to him, he's the one committing a horrible betrayal. The girlfriend is just guilty of bad decision making. (What a prick, honestly)