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Indeed, white twerking is sad and weak by comparison, but isn't it a sign of victory that white people are more interested in being told they can twerk than being told they can run our lives? Now, if you'll excuse me, there are a few republican senators I'd like to sign up for a twerking class.

This post, too has a tone of superiority. A rebuttal with a lettered list of oversimplified points is condescending. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm guessing you've been told before that you can be unsympathetic and hurtful. If I'm the only one, then, I'm mistaken, and you are correct that I mistook your comments. If not,

when he's being a pita.

Wheeeeee!

I am the Captain, come to my boat... Ok, my Dad is the captain, these are his clothes, but I'm piloting today! Shhh. Don't tell Dad.

Did you say it an effeminate stage whisper ala Zack Galifianakis? Because that's what I imagined.

With cats, only the cheapest rug will do. Currently looking for a 10 pack rug dispenser, so I can just pitch the vomit instead of cleaning it up for the 30th time. In her defense, that rug is free of fur and litter. More than I can say for my rug.

Must be exhausting pointing out the inexactness of all things. Did you know medical, police, and law procedurals on TV get the details wrong A LOT? True story. Get those emails fired up. Anywho, Mice don't sit up with their paws down, they only sit up to use their paws to do stuff (eat, clean, etc.) So even more

This is why out of shape people don't trust the fitness espousers to be nice people who are just trying to encourage us. "Don't glorify unhealthiness" is a reasonable thing to say, then just one comment later, even before anyone disagreed with you, we are onto how much better you are than others, and I can't help but

Rotate, please, for maximum Taylor Swift comparison.

Was there media attention on this? Can she do the world a favor and pen what she knows to help bring the organization down?

"Hi, how are you?" And then...

At first I thought you were saying there is a Guitar Hero perfume. Now that would be some smelly ass-water.

Poor little monster got some of tha arthuritis.

Hey you kids, get off my patio! Well, not my patio ...well... just get off!

I love that as a new term for brothel. Less judgey than whorehouse, less cheap perfume smelly than brothel, but it does imply a specific set of services.

I thought maybe Danish Burgeria was a different country, like French Guiana . That was a wasted Google maps search.

I think you forgot this after

From Reference.com

Your joke was great, but you misused a word. You can get through this and come out the other side a stronger, wiser person with a larger vocabulary. You can do it, admit you are wrong and move on. Don't stoop to defending an erroneous position. It's what they do.