oh nononono No. I am no snob about food ingredients. SPAM JUST TASTES HORRIBLE.

And trust me, his kinks are milquetoast compared to mine. A lot of what I'm into can only ever be fantasy because he won't have me get hurt just to get off. Guys tell me about their freaklands because I live in one and am never disgusted or shocked. And believe me, I'm not the touchy feely 'open your heart to me' one…

Have it your way, my husband of 16 years is hiding stuff, even though I know all the romps he had with boys, the number of things he's put up his butt and when and how he's collected certain fluids when he was younger. I know when the ejaculate has been scanty, smelled funny or the wrong color. But sure, he's…

I have had it with these motherfucking rapturists on this motherfucking plane!

That's how I behave in crowds. Perhaps I am a duck.

I'm the type that likes to talk all about sexual likes and dislikes and fantasies and all that stuff with SOs, I don't generally keep them if we can't show each other all our kink, so I feel I can trust my penis sources.

Just here to add my fist to the air. I support you.

I have spoken to penis owners.

Yes, this whole family was in mid Hills Have Eyes arc.

Wut? You do know, you are just supposed to hold the sock near the penis to catch the ejaculate? I have no penis and even I know this.

errr, derr, that is Gawker Media's whole raison d'être. They find other media and comment on it, no original content. Original content is expensive. Very few media outlets have actual journalists they send to get real stories any more, and most of them are now in other countries. I don't care that gawker and others…

It disturbs me when western women decide they no longer need sexual freedom, and would like more security in their marriage or control over their children, or spiritual framework, or whatever fills the hole they have, and they use Islam to fill it. Yes, we need relief from scrutiny and western ideals of beauty, but…

MBA here. Fucking-A you should pay your employees well

No more prefacing with "unions have problems too, but". Any system where people come together to discuss, negotiate, and attempt to improve will be difficult, since people en masse aren't easy to lead or manage. But it's the noblest of efforts to try, it's the definition of democracy. So, of course they have problems,…

Don't be too afraid of crazy. There's danger crazy and innocuous crazy. If someone offers you an invisible muffin, don't be afraid to try it, might be delicious.

That's hilarious. Mom likely gave the mandate for ear covering, but she probably heard the whole thing, with a mixture of fear and excitement over the forbidden words and hubbub. At that age, if she wasn't a little excited at the novelty, she's damn boring.

I don't think I could be trusted not to dive in with the penguins after a few Pinots. Wheeeeee!

Go outside and look at a tree. Sit quietly for a while and breathe deeply. Now, realize your belief system includes that your childhood is poopy because you once liked a TV show that is now a movie. Does it become clear there may be some deeper problem? No? Oh well, then, carry on.

People who make lists of what they don't like about others.