Ikr... I really cannot find a valid reason to dislike her anymore. 

Exactly. The last time she rallied her fans during the primaries to get out and vote, which resulted in literally hundreds of thousands of young people registering in her home state, Jezebel still had to criticize her for basically not doing it “sooner.”

Just curious, but when you made the eggs 9 ways, did you make them to Sunday?

The problem as Adams see it is none of those qualities in and of themselves. Dilbert the character is the smart, hardworking Computerman and the boss is evil because he isn’t as smart as Dilbert and doesn’t know anything about computers. Adams’ conservatism is of that slightly libertarian, completely ego-driven…

Today I attended a staff meeting where it was me, a cow, a bear, and a sheep and I was like “damn Gary Larson would love this.”

Back in 2009 the party picked Gillibrand to fill Hillary’s vacated senate seat because she was the closest thing to a Hillary clone that the party could find.

Totally worth watching.

That seriously looks like my neighbor whatshername. 

My elderly mother wanted to visit the Crystal Bridges museum in Bentonville, and her squad of friends who travel together wanted to go elsewhere, so I said I’d go with her. Boy, is that place ever a company town, to an almost eerie degree. We stayed a block from the tiny downtown, and as we walked down the sidewalk, a…

Saw this in LA the other day. Waiting for the right moment to post:

I’m imagining a dick pic from someone with “dinosaur egg-sized” balls and to me it looks like a hotdog resting on a loaf of bread.

I only have one condition about my man’s balls and it is Be Smaller Than Dinosaur Eggs Please.

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

I’m waiting for Khloe Kardashian memoir Darkness to Darkness, Penises.

“(11 years smoke-free!!!)“

*X-Files theme*

Rita’s Italian Ice is not an active participant in the abortion discussion.

I have always hated him.