This is the same heffa who claimed she would go to work in Congress strapped with her Glock to protect her family and her property so she’s not working with prime gray matter here.

Laws for thee, protections for me -- it’s the Republican way, ie hypocrisy.

If she’s going after students in the guest bedroom there’s a 99% chance ol’ Jer is watching it happen on CCTV.

“She was saying stuff a 20 and 21-year-old wouldn’t say,” he said. “[It was] like real Southern charm. Stuff that older people say. And I said [to myself], ‘Hold up, not only is this an old person, it’s Becki.’”

OK, you need a column.  

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

So many of these media companies are classist.  Classism and racism go hand in hand, of course, but none of the issues will stop until the rampant classism is also addressed.  From the excess of payment in “exposure” (which only independently wealthy people can accept) to the insistence on hiring solely from highly…

I would like to apologize to the AV Club community for my history of witty and hilarious comments, which many of you perceived as dumb and/or uninteresting. Please know that every day I am working to be a better person, including learning to understand and tolerate that there are people out there who will never…

“I’m sorry that you were offended by my realness.”

You’d expect a bit more creativity from the mind that brought us “Shit In Her Wig.”

“Grandpa, tell me about the coronavirus pandemic.”

I just hope the films features this exchange:

Within minutes, a YouTuber would have the capsaicin gel cranked up to unsafe levels for the next challenge.

It’s not too late to join the GOP.

‘...he bent, opened the case, and pulled out the golden instrument. Still naked, he turned around, inserted the mouthpiece between his lips, and began playing...’

Thanks so much for this. I am now actively looking to lose the ability to read.

Respectfully, my cats disagree.

Theres tons of evidence that all fracking royally fucks with the water table.  I agree that its his land so he can do what he pleases, but I think the issue is he tries to appear as part or as pushing for a solution.

I walked in on my 68-year-old college advisor jerking off to grainy Middle Eastern porn once.

Aw I was hoping this was going to be an uplifting story about feeding the homeless, the ghosts of modern society; unseen, unnoticed, and forgotten by everybody else. Instead it is yet another sign of our post modern dystopia.