I’m not proud of this but it happened.

Psychologist here! Please do not armchair diagnose someone with schizophrenia.

I know this info is a succor to fans and profitable to the media but, frankly, why did Rudolph say anything at all?

Apple Martin is 15 years old? Damn i’m old , it seems just the other day she was a baby wearing noise cancelling headphones.

He’ll demand secret service protection for the rest of his miserable life, so that they have to rent at least one condo in that building. No doubt he’ll try to get it set as a protected historical site before he leaves office. Anything to squeeze one last fucking dime out of you and me.

Credit where credit is due: Donnelly and Heitkamp have managed to fail their way into a new gig scamming the healthcare lobby. So kudos to them for their new careers as both quislings and grifters. Multi-tasking, baby! 

“WEBB: That’s the parent’s job, not my job.”

I’ll say this: I’m 35, and the thought of waking up two years from now and finding myself in a high-profile social media makeup feud with a 19 year old boy feels like one of the more embarrassing directions my life could potentially take.

The biggest problem is that there is no reprisal for the Police Officer enforcing his opinion rather than the law, and there should be.

If you’re going to ruin a person’s day (or days), cost them significant sums of money, as well as getting them in trouble with their employer because of you want to go on a power trip,…

So stupid. “Derogatory” means that you are belittling or somehow negative towards something or someone. Eating ass can NOT be derogatory because it is tickling someone’s leather cheerio with your mouth parts, that may be pleasurable or weird, depending on who you ask but that’s a completely different category from…

The UNC Charlotte Shooting Didn’t Even Register a Blip in D.C.

You know how Buddy licks his own butt sometimes? Thats what this guy does!

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it. 

This should have been published on The Takeout

You probably don’t want to hear this opinion, but here goes...

TRUMP WANTS TO MAKE IT LEGAL FOR DEBT COLLECTORS TO TEXT YOU “WHERE’S THE MONEY, A$$HOLE?”

LOL it’s all good! Some people really do get worked up when we cover silly stuff in the political arena, and I just have to wonder if people think we’re robots! Even in this craziness, there’s still some humor to be had.

what about a Plane, and Train and/or an Automobile???

If it weren’t for Union “goons”, as you say, you would be little more than a modern day serf. Scrabbling for survival.