I was literally driving to a school for a job interview here in Denver when the local radio station announced this.  And then!!!!! the door to the school was unlocked, I walked right in, and there was no adult manning the door, or in the adjacent main office. Cool, cool, cool.  As if teaching weren’t stressful enough,…

He ain’t squeezing through any physical holes, that’s for sure. 

Jennifer Aniston is set for life financially, has an amazing beach house where she regularly consumes the best weed California has to offer, she’s been married to Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux (worth repeating), and frankly she seems like a pretty cool person with lots of friends... not to mention, she was in freaking…

It’s your brother? Just whack him with the grill tongs and then punch him in the throat. He’ll learn.

No, Betsy, what you don’t like is negative publicity. If people liked you, you’d eat up the attention with a spoon and ask for more.

Then the ghost of Roger Ebert showed up and told her she was pedestrian.

At least they saved big money. 

Not bad, but I’m holding out for diva cup shooters.

Mark is a true believer

One time I ordered 3 yukon gold potatoes from InstaCart

epic bacon people are worse than vegans about telling the world their food thoughts and diet

A pre-emptive answer for the question that always pops up on these articles:

Veggies?

How high are you right now?

I will take the CDC’s word on health safety over chef’s who all believe that the way they do something is the one, best, and only way, and all others are wrong because that is what they were taught by people who were taught the same going back a century or more.

Wow, it sounds so extremely easy and doable! I’m sure there are no complications or realities that could stop anybody from lifting themselves by their bootstraps using your clearly described and detailed plan!

LIVING for the side-eye in the top photo. The coaches and older folks involved with this team might be OK with this bigot and his fast food banquet, but the athletes are obviously NOT.

He just wants us all to die.

No, we don’t.

I understand enough to know that in no way should a potato be proprietary. I don’t care if you spent a billion dollars to develop it. I’m assuming they’re paying royalties to the breeder of the potato they started with, and the breeder before that... back to the start of history?