I’m sorry, no. I will not accept an Operation Varsity Blues movie unless it’s a mockumentary directed by Christopher Guest!

“Round of applause from anyone who doesn’t want their skull dented by a stapler.”

And absolutely no questions will be asked about this by the press, for fear of losing access.

What a world.

DCUniverse is the best thing DC has done in a decade... Between that and Rebirth in the comics they are actually doing good stuff. So it doesn’t surprise me that they’ll probably have another reboot so they can shoot themselves in the foot.

lol goddamn I hate being a Democrat. 

Why can’t these assholes ever just answer a fucking question?

Access to her family who are all in Scientology (she is a second generation Scientologist)? If Moss leaves, all of them will be forced to disconnect with her.

Nope. You’re stealing their labor.

“Well she’s dead and he’s president- who won that one?”

I’d give us 800-1000 years till we get wiped out, unless Elon Musk can get us out of here. In that case, we’ll go and fuck Mars up

If you are calling up politicians and threatening them, you are, in fact, the terrorist, not them.

Donald J. Trump, a man credibly accused of rape by his ex-wife, who was recorded both uttering the infamous “grab ‘em by the pussy,” comments and telling Howard Stern to refer to his (Trump’s) daughter, Ivanka, as “a piece of ass,” tweeted this.

...because of course he did.

What Biden is accused of—and is on the record…

What else is bothering you today?

Of for fuck’s sake - is this really our standard now? Trump is definitely going to get reelected. He wants to grab women by the pussy and appoint Betsy DeVos to strip away Title IX protections for victims of campus sexual assault and his base says, “as long as he deports those brown people and builds that wall, I’m…

Sounds like you have some things you need to work out? People have different experiences, and she doesn’t sound like she’s bragging about hers. Hell, maybe her pre-baby body already looked like the ones these gals are complaining about. 

“Teen Mom OG wasn’t a fit for me, it took away my peace,”

I only see Bit O Honey in places that shouldn’t have candy, like Bed Bath & Beyond or JoAnn Fabrics.

Ah, quitting, the Palin family tradition. 

$ doesn’t impress me, I don’t entertain bs

She’s a chipmunk with a head injury.