There is no justice for us. None.

I had a guy piss the bed too!! He woke me up, “Hey, I wet the bed.” He tried to blame me saying my bed was too warm (???) and refused to help me strip the bed or clean the mattress topper!!

What a mess! Her, him, everything.

I fucking love Kenan. I feel like he is playing the long game, and he will always work. As he should!

It’s so American to assume that partner automatically has a business connotation before anything else.

Could be worse. I worked with a guy (a young, hipsterish 20-something) who referred to his gf as “my lady.” “I think my lady and I are just going to hang out this weekend.” “My lady and I saw this movie...”

I’m in the Liz Lemon camp.

that’s fucking beautiful.

As many of my fellow Editors have posted on industry forums across the web, if you can’t fit 24 awards in to 130 minutes of programming, you need to hire an Editor.

All the respect for Mr. Smollet

You’ve gotta massage those types before they open up. You can’t just go all in right away.

*sigh* We will disagree on this point. If only because you underestimate Measles and MMR in general. One in 1000 cases of Measles result in a number of susceptibilities to infection such as middle ear infections, pneumonia, bronchitis, conjunctivitis, etc., with temporary neuro-muscular symptoms also being common. One…

I too have often daydreamed about walking down the street with a tiger or lion and coming up against some guy and his pitbull.

To point one, I am sorry you find no reason to use facial expressions in life, but good on you to have a perfect face. You must be so fulfilled.

Oh, I’m sure Hillsong is just as accepting of gays as it is of divorced heterosexuals. Totally sure. Like, super super sure.

this guy sucks forever ass.

So is this when ‘90s nostalgia starts to surpass ‘80s nostalgia?

Semiautomatic for the Sheeple

I love that Mrs. Cumsock had an easy out but chose to hyphenate. It shows character.

My 84-year-old mother-in-law, barely a drug taker much less a recreational one, is now vaping weed to relieve symptoms of her Stage 3 inflammatory breast cancer.