Kronikka
Kronikka
Kronikka

If it’s stupid shit like this or acting like a potted plant, I’ll take the plant.

I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

Is it possible they don’t think she’s famous enough to make a custom dress and want to lend her only a sample size that’s ready to go? 😬 

The most important point anyone could make.

To add onto that, there was a point in time when Christianity embraced science, for God made the universe, therefore all attempts to understand the universe are also attempts to better know God.

I mean, not to defend religion, but religious organizations were the primary means of educating the masses for centuries.

Mike Pence needs to shut the fuck up.

Sarah, just go ahead and legally change your name to Carrie Bradshaw since you’re so desperate to keep forcing her on us.

Sarah. Let it GO.

[NBC] is also considering Like Magic, a workplace sitcom about the relatable, regular-folks world of working magicians

Oh no! Rugs! Let us all band together and build a wall to keep textiles out of our country!

I could fit that into my script. She could try to pass off her exasperated sister’s kids off as her own in attempt to switch to mommy blogging.

Nowghazi

Your move, Kidz Bop.

We’re nearly two decades into the 21st Century, a century in which we have all learned that Schizophrenia and Multiple Personality Disorder are NOT the same illness. At all.

I dress fairly modestly because I find it comfortable and am married to my only sexual partner. I am also a godless, staunchly liberal heathen who thinks LGBTQ folks should be able to do whatever the fuck they want because it’s stupid to have an opinion about other people’s gender identity/safe, sane, and consensual se

That is truly a terrible dress.

Ha.  I’m remembering when Michael K at DListed called Lohan “the Apricot Ashtray”. 

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

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